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Margaritas

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

This email has been going around for awhile, but I always love getting it!  So I’m sharing it with you!

Important Women’s Health Issue

 

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

 

Do you suffer from shyness?

 

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

 

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

 

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

 

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

 

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

 

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

 

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

 

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

And a desire to sing Karaoke

 

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

 

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

 

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

 

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.

Snuggie for babies!

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Wow, it’s the new Suggie, this time for babies!  Check out the Peekaru!  I have a pregnant friend…mom’s and dad’s I need your opinion: Should I get this for my friends Jill and Jason as a baby gift?

Tips for Haggling

Monday, March 16th, 2009

This morning, Steve and I talked about haggling and the tips for getting a good deal.  Check out the USA Today article here .

100 TV and Movie Themes

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

I love my TV and movie themes but I don’t think I can do this!  A guy in England plays 100 TV and Movie themes in less than 10 minutes on a piano and is challenging anyone to name all 100 in order.  If you’re up to the challenge, good luck (and let me know what they are!)

Pizza Cone

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Something we’ve all be waiting for: Pizza in your hand in a non-messy, appealing way!  Check out the Pizza Cone here and here!

Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Us Weekly asked Jennifer to complete the Facebook 25 RANDOM THINGS that’s been floating around for months.  Here is her list.